Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 13, 2024

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    matzam Premium Member 5 days ago

    like Luigi’s attorney. “I don’t see any proof”

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    Munch  5 days ago

    That lawyer is about to get smooshed.

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    uniquename  5 days ago

    “This witness has a giant imagination!”

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    Kaputnik  5 days ago

    Well, I also did a smell test on his DNA.

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    ncorgbl  5 days ago

    ‘Brit Blood reeks!’, film at 10.

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    cupertino jay  5 days ago

    talk to the hand?

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    KEA  5 days ago

    uh, ‘Let the Wookiee win’ may actually be the best strategy here… for long term health

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 days ago

    He’s also been accused of stalking.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 days ago

    I never understood why, if the giant were just making up syllables, he couldn’t find something that actually rhymed with “Englishman.” “Fee-fi-fo-fan”? “Fee-fi-fo-fun”?

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    Godfreydaniel  5 days ago

    It’s one thing to turn a courtroom into a circus, but a fairytale?

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    silberdistel  5 days ago

    Do I need to understand this? What background story do I miss?

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    Lablubber   5 days ago

    And did you not threaten my client with baking bread from his bones?

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