Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 08, 2024

Fish out of water!

heh heh heh

Must be that crafty Land Shark.

Next week a shark walks into a bar. She asks why he has a Hallmark shirt on. He says, “I’m a card shark.”

Can’t you feel ‘em circling honey? Can’t you feel them swimming around?

Whap! (you deserve that!)

Let me know when you fin~ish your drink….you’re making everyone uneasy….

Is his brother a loan shark?

Shark snark?

I heard that it’s Karaoke Night. I can sing the Jaws theme.

We are going to need a bigger pool!

Will be ordering a Shark Attack: lemonade, rum, vodka, and curaçao, with a drizzle of grenadine …!

( sonuva beach! )

Candy Gram?

right on cue just make sure he doesn’t rub up against ya Lil.