Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 09, 2024

Some guy from New York would want you to burn your bridge … so he could sell you one.

Low bridge!!!

That’s the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!

I was driving on the Interstate when I encountered a crew painting the bridge. The road sign said “bridge work”.

I knew then that I needed to go to the dentist.

HOWARD! … Orally immoral …!

♪♫ “Fillings, nothing more than Fillings…” ♪♫

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I mean really! Don’t you just hate it when you get a chunk of carolina reaper caught under there!

We wouldn’t need bridges if we had those flying cars they promised us

OHHHH now I get the “bridges of madison county” ……. all these years that movie’s meaning has eluded me. go figure.

Advice from Jeff’s family.

Crossing over Tongue mountain makes you want to burn everything, including all the fillings and bad breath.