C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for December 18, 2024

I firkytoodle, you firkytoodle, he/she/it firkytoodles, they shall have firkytoodled.

Christmas? Christmas is a humbug, I tell you! A HUMBUG!

Firkytoodle? Is that something boys and girls do?

First comes Firkytoodling, then comes snogging.

Donna, there are perfectly cromulent synonyms for…that specific activity…from the Victorian era that you could pick up based on a quick internet search. Don’t be such a featherhead (see, it’s easy).

Donna’s always up for a night of Dickens.

I’m a toodle, he’s a toodle, she’s a toodle, we’re all toodles, wouldn’t you like to firkytoodle too?

Firkytoodle, Firkytoodle, Firkytoodle, Firkytoodle !

Yes! Early and often! Especially with someone you love.