F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 18, 2024

which is a bad name to AI

Better than the current crop of students. 83 school shooting so far this year. We never even had a bomb scare when I was in school.

We are already artificially intelligent! No one is as smart as they think they are.

There is no intelligence in artificial intelligence.

If I wanted to be artificially intelligent, I’d get an implant

Don’t worry kid, the chip in your head is coming. We are Borg.

Don’t worry kid. Your lack of education won’t be artificial.

instead of improving AI, why not to fix natural stupidity. IMHO, common sense is now a superpower, so few have it.

Watch out for any extra fingers.

That would be an improvement over natural stupidity.

AI: “Resistance is futile. Your culture will adapt to service us”

So AI does mean fake smarts. What’s the problem?

More like artificially idiotic. But the school district will save a bundle.

In a homage to Real Genius the students should have their Studentbot 4000s sitting in their chairs covering for them