Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 29, 2009
Transcript:
Bird: There she is on the right. Isn't she beautiful? I thought we'd be together forever, but she flew off first thing in the morning. Poncho: Geez, that is really strange. I thought pigeons mated for life. Poncho: Ohhh, couldn't "close the deal," huh? Bird: Do you know how hard it is to kiss with a beak??
Ameculas over 15 years ago
i can see a french kiss be pretty impossible; but pecks…..np
alondra over 15 years ago
That would be rather tragical!
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
First, dump the Barney Fife hat. Second, dump Poncho. It’s not as beak as it looks.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
maybe she didnt like the idea of living in a pigeonhole with a pigeontoe
leslynmoore over 15 years ago
Terry: he can’t just dump Poncho. After all, Poncho is the one who nursed him back to life. I like the “not as beek as it looks” part of your comment - cute!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
If she doesn’t like your pecks I guess you’re gonna just have to learn how to wing it.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
If you can’t kiss ‘er with your beak, then peck ‘er with your…