Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 29, 2009
Transcript:
Bird: There she is on the right. Isn't she beautiful? I thought we'd be together forever, but she flew off first thing in the morning. Poncho: Geez, that is really strange. I thought pigeons mated for life. Poncho: Ohhh, couldn't "close the deal," huh? Bird: Do you know how hard it is to kiss with a beak??
If you can’t kiss ‘er with your beak, then peck ‘er with your…