Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 18, 2024

As Harley once said, at his family’s thanksgiving dinner:

“Donald Trump…”

Not worth it

So?

……life eternal!!!!

This is a little too cryptic for me.

One of the benefits of being a cemetery guide is access to its archives.One of my favorite anecdotes is a note from a family member about the placement of a recently-deceased relative in the family mausoleum, “Whatever you do, don’t put him next to Elizabeth”.

The ghosts of both parties are partying hard in the afterlife…

sounds like “hell” to me. `(>﹏<)′

Looks like a Valentin Blatz interior stone commercial.

Not all important stones are corner stones.

Yeah like “how the ()$& I voted for Biden from six feet under?” Lol

Takes ‘the restless voices of the dead’ to a whole new level…

What are family gatherings for?

Some people carry a grudge with both hands.

My brother and his wife are somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun in their politics and are Evangelical Christians. I am a Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper, and a Heathen. I love my brother and his wife to death, so we talk about everything except politics and religion.

“Politics, huh? Well, goodbye.”