Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 17, 2024

You’d be amazed how much he has eaten in the last 2 hours at the buffet! Cleanup on saucer one!

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected.

Two distinct types of space aliens reported in encounters with Earth people. One, benevolent (“Tall Grey Ones”), and Two, malevolent (“Little Green Men”). Guess who THESE are! Mwah-ha-ha!

An out of this world experience.

So, you two are the ones that have buzzing around New Jersey?

We can cure that with some invasive probing.

Is that David Vincent??

Did he say yum yum?

Keep the mop and bucket handy. Ick

They have other ways to make him sick.

Ow! Probed and sick.

Do we still have those barf bags from venus?

a couple a Dramamine strategically inserted in a particular body cavity oughta do the trick!