Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 07, 2025

…..with lots of ketchup.

Probably drinks martini’s only when the humidity is high.

Don’t forget the diet soda.

I recently saw a picture of a Dairy Queen fast food restaurant at an undisclosed location where an employee put the letters up on the sign out front reading, “Breaking News Years Resolutions Since 1962.”

“Moderate moderation is best…” Mark Twain

Yes, the Garfield method.

Relativity meets resolution.

I haven’t had fries in a couple of decades. Don’t miss ’em.

Is this national fry day or something?? Third strip today that has a french fry joke.

Ah, a balanced diet!

Actually, portion control is a good way to get started and to include in a lifelong change to lose weight…..

Be sure they are resting on a bed of salt.