F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 24, 2024

You need to remember proper care for your shelf elf.

? I don’t understand this one?

I think the elf on the shelf relieved himself!

Does shelf trained = house trained?

Shelf stable like Parmalat milk

Shelf Elf sees everything. Remember what you to did on the kitchen table last week. It was more than he could survive.

The toy soldiers put a hit on the Elf on a Shelf…

that’s why you should always check the “best by” date….

But it’s “best by” date was the 25th.