Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for December 21, 2024

“Triple jointedness” would be crucial for this maneuver.

As kids, we were told, “Never stick anything in your ears but your elbows.”

This allows you to have your hands free to cover your eyes.

I’m trying to picture that.

I don’t think what I’m picturing is what he intended here. REminds me of an old joke. What do sorority girls put behind their ears to attract fraternity boys? Their ankles

He’ll like that position, so he’ll stop whining.

Try plan B!!!!!!

At least he can relieve his stress!

That will change his whining into moaning and groaning…

Have him do careful stretching and warmup so he doesn’t get a stiff neck and tongue cramps.

Another technique is to use his circular saw and remove a foot to stick in his mouth or stick it in the other end.