Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 23, 2024

That’s a sticky situation.

He took a haircut on that deal! … No? anybody?

“Cheer up, you’re still in mint condition.”

Sucks to be you.

poor baby, now it’s just a matter of how many licks til you’re gone. q(≧▽≦q)

Poor candy cane.

Maybe you need to get dipped instead of licked …ever try hot cocoa?

You but a box of “pepper” mint candy canes (the pepto flavored kind), use them as a decoration, eat one and not want to eat another one for a year – but wont eat one in a years time because you’re reusing the previous years candy canes as tree ornaments.

Eventually the decorations are thrown away and the cycle continues

“It’s no use being sweet to everybody, they’ll just finish me off, anyway…”

Well, there’s candy of every stripe … this one is a sympathy sucker …!

I like crunchy… so that’s why I like the small, thin ones you can bite into! (my dentist loves me!!)

Seasonal murder weapon. Anyone consume the Candy Cane end down to a fine, sharp point? Just… at the point where it is needle thin at the end… and I am thinking of getting revenge on all my bullying siblings… I snap it. I guess I’m the “sweet” one.

how many licks does it take to get to the heart of a candy cane?

ba dum tss