Adult Children by Stephen Beals for December 23, 2024

ET phone home

just give her a slip of paper with “a prize is on the back” on both sides and let her enjoy herself while you finish the rest

I just moved to a new apartment building. It has a fancy ventilation system for each apartment that’s supposed to keep the air fresh. Besides the fact that it keeps the air way to hot and dry, to get it to work you have to download an app and register using your email address (which needs to be verified, so you can’t just make something up). Why do I have to give someone my email address to adjust the temperature in my apartment? I just turned it off.

I don’t have your phone number, lady.

Poor guy all ready to check out with his rewards card at the ready. Always picks the wrong line. Whether it be someone looking for expired coupons, trying to find their checkbook, searching for correct change, etc.

How about when you ask if they have a rewards card, and they say NO. When the items are rung up, they get upset – claiming something is supposed to be on sale. Then they suddenly produce a card or remember the phone number.

Goodnight Gracie!

The guy behind the blond is sorry he picked that line……she is without a card and brains!!!

I love how they are referred to as rewards programs. The only reward is to their marketing efforts.

Wait till she tries to remember her card PIN number and which way to insert it into the reader.

Why do I knead more dough if I got more dough?