Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 02, 2025

How about resolving to stop wasting paper.

Do what I did many years ago, resolve to never make resolutions.

His resolution should be to buy a shredder. And I don’t mean THAT one.

Me keep me re-solution this time. Hic!

How about “start drawing reality-based editorial cartoons”?

You say you want a resolution

Well, you know

“Be tidier” is already out.

Waste less paper. There. Done.

Aren’t you keeping her? So far, so good.

resolution #1 buy a waste basket so you don’t risk kinking out your back picking up all the rejected options.