“Oh Aaron, Ay-Ay-ron, my sexy descendent of David, my Hebrew prince, my Judean god, please… please, please, please… save yourself for our wedding night, where we will conceive the perfect union between the daughter of Alfred the Great and the son of King Solomon! As we couple and experience coitus for the first time, may our love crack open the heavens, drain the River Styx and shake the very foundations of Mt. Olympus itself! Alexander the Great, Mighty Caesar and Puddles the anthropomorphic lump of clay shall all bow in unison at our feet!”
Pointspread about 5 hours ago
Nancy calls her bluff!
Mordock999 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
BAH!
You should take a tip from the Doors and “Light a Fire.”
Staring with that scroll…….,;-)
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member about 2 hours ago
“Oh Aaron, Ay-Ay-ron, my sexy descendent of David, my Hebrew prince, my Judean god, please… please, please, please… save yourself for our wedding night, where we will conceive the perfect union between the daughter of Alfred the Great and the son of King Solomon! As we couple and experience coitus for the first time, may our love crack open the heavens, drain the River Styx and shake the very foundations of Mt. Olympus itself! Alexander the Great, Mighty Caesar and Puddles the anthropomorphic lump of clay shall all bow in unison at our feet!”