An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.” “Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe. “Yes,” said the elephant, “I have turtle recall”.
angelolady Premium Member 1 day ago
Touche away!!
Durak Premium Member 1 day ago
Next, famous turtle quotes.
Who said, “I love being a turtle!”?
rayannina 1 day ago
Verne from Over the Hedge, snubbed again.
Durak Premium Member 1 day ago
And what about poor Mitch McConnell? I call cancel culture!
Just kidding here folks, relax.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 1 day ago
This one is a Real KEEPER!!!! Thank You.
Steverino Premium Member 1 day ago
I have seen Testudo up close. He is fearser than that.
Steverino Premium Member 1 day ago
It seems incredible that the U. Of Maryland that has a turtle as their mascot.
Steverino Premium Member 1 day ago
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.” “Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe. “Yes,” said the elephant, “I have turtle recall”.
eolan59 about 24 hours ago
Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We’ve been eating Gamera! Shell! Teeth! Eyes! Flames! Claws! Breath! Scales! Fun!!
songbird44 Premium Member about 16 hours ago
SO glad to see Churchy! <3