Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 30, 2024

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    Algolei I  6 days ago

    My sister’s cat died, so I regifted her cat’s toy to my nephew’s cat this Christmas.

    Unlike my sister’s cat, my nephew’s cat is HIGHLY affected by catnip. The toy is a fish made out of fabric infused with catnip, and it has a rechargeable mechanism to make it slowly flop about on the floor.

    My nephew’s cat is now a stoner. “Duuuuude, the fish is flopping around againnnnnn! Whoaaaaa! Ha ha, I fell over! …What was I doing again?”

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 days ago

    I have often wondered why they don’t have mouse flavored cat food.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 days ago

    Cats are obligate carnivores. Dry food for cats is an abomination and an eventual health hazard.

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    Crystal Wood Premium Member 5 days ago

    After many decades of cat ownership, I’ve found that it’s best that the food NOT match the floor. You will step in it every single time.

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 days ago

    I think the marketeers DO want to make it look appetizing to humans. We’re the buyers.

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