This reminds me of one of Laurel and Hardy’s funny bits:
[Stan and Ollie are at a Soda Spot with two girls. They’ve bought them both sodas, but they don’t have enough money to buy themselves each one, so they buy one, intending to share it]
Ollie: Go ahead and drink your half.
[Stan drinks the entire soda]
Ollie [looking at the empty glass]: Do you know what you’ve done?
Hello Everyone 2 days ago
That’s why you’re so great together!
fritzoid Premium Member 2 days ago
For her next trick, Cynthia undoes the Gordian Knot.
davidlwashburn 2 days ago
Cynthia can be a handful, but she does love her granddad.
uniquename 2 days ago
It becomes all about the little things at some point I guess.
Stephen Gilberg 2 days ago
I do prioritize the ripest, but I’ve never felt like asking for a second opinion about it.
ncorgbl 2 days ago
It’s your job to duct tape it to canvas.
ChessPirate 2 days ago
This reminds me of one of Laurel and Hardy’s funny bits:
[Stan and Ollie are at a Soda Spot with two girls. They’ve bought them both sodas, but they don’t have enough money to buy themselves each one, so they buy one, intending to share it]
Ollie: Go ahead and drink your half.
[Stan drinks the entire soda]
Ollie [looking at the empty glass]: Do you know what you’ve done?
[Stan nods sheepishly]
Ollie: What made you do it?
Stan: I couldn’t help it.
Ollie: Why?
Stan: My half was on the bottom!