La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 08, 2025

Maybe they’ll be able to find the 320,000 children Biden lost.

Seriously? Who’s paying for this dumb idea? Oh, yeah, the tax payers. The MAGA voters own this one, too.

Party of “family values” my a**.

I’m sure he’s lining up traffickers to handle the load.

Yesterday Traitor Trump gave a press conference where he spouted mindlessly about taking over the Panama Canal and Greenland ( what Saddam Hussein tried to do to Kuwait. No reporter asked the obvious question: “Are you spouting this nonsense because, like RFK, Jr., you are a lunatic?”

Today, January 7, marks the 211th anniversary of the last hostile foreign boot leaving American soil, as American troops under General Andrew Jackson routed the British at the Battle of New Orleans, the final encounter of the War of 1812.

This is why he wants to eliminate birthright citizenship. It eliminates so many tricky moral problems (he said sarcastically).