Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 08, 2025

Alphabet soup is easier to “dish” out.

Nice of the sponsor to have one of those handy.

Not political not political not political not political not…you get the idea.

A shoddy bar for the purpose – most of those words still have meanings.

But, where the heck is “root cause “?

Shades of Alan Shore!

watch the Truth in Advertising Video by Tim Hamilton

The trick is in choosing the proper ones and putting them in the right order.

Oh is Kamala speaking tonight?

Shouldn’t his hair be a light shade of yellow and his skin a darker orange color? Apparently the printers didn’t get the message.

It’s what happens when one stays up til 3 a.m. eating Ho-Ho’s, drinking Coke while your kid does it.

I would add “low-hanging fruit” and “robust”, but maybe he’s already used those.

I once commented to one of the speakers at an event that his 5 minute stand at the podium actually said nothing at all. He got very angry and stomped of and I was told in no uncertain terms that it was not my place to point out the mindless drivel spouted by our corporate masters. My time there was limited.

Salad bars use tongs, word salad bars use tongues.

What do you make of that. At the end of the day, We’ll see. Basically. Empower. Think outside the box.

I think this must be what journalism schools seem to be teaching. Their use by politicians and media people is lazy nus. Understandable although still annoying by politicians. Indefensible by those that fancy themselves journalists.

Word salad is a collection of words that don’t make sense together. I’m afraid buzzwords don’t count.

What kind of dressing goes with that?

The only TALKING POINT I’ve seen is Mr. Brayden Point.

Bottles of Point orange cream soda do not talk, but their bubbles do make sounds.

Somehow he forgot the dressing and his whole speech just wilted

Have you noticed that lately the TV talking heads are overusing the word “literally?” It’s literally getting on my nerves.

During the whole campaign era, I avoided all the Talking Heads. They’re so annoying and it’s repeating everything over and over and over they finally got on my last nerve.!