Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 07, 2025

Once upon a time, that might have induced me to take up the game of golf.

Ken Cooper liked that sentence.

They can print a photo on a blanket, so why not on balls?

That would give incentive to play a wild and fierce game, wouldn’t ya think?

I’ve seen people in the RAIN playing golf, chasing that stupid ball all over trying to get it in a tiny hole…☺️☺️☺️☺️

Something went “Ping” when I read that punchline.

Printed balls with your ex’s face on them are called neuticles.

Water trap bait….

“A good walk spoiled” is a good cliche spoilt.

X questions seem to shift between the number 10 or letter 24 or 23, depending if you are Roman or English or Russian.

X-Inn is another name for a tic tac toe game.

Some people take X all the way out of their jurisdiction, but that is a Wisconsin county road idiom.