Soul mate
One is art, one has been discarded.
He came in to keep warm…..
“Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”
Venus de Milo can have my arms…
Nipples. Tsk tsk. :)
He’s found the woman of his dreams. Too bad she isn’t real. But at least he can fantasize about her when he’s all alone and he’s . . . oh, wait — never mind.
Venus de Milo
Was noted for her charms
But strictly between us
You’re cuter than Venus
And what’s more… you’ve got arms
What war??oh yeah……..art!!!!
Love at first sight.
cracker65 1 day ago
Soul mate
mourdac Premium Member 1 day ago
One is art, one has been discarded.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 1 day ago
He came in to keep warm…..
ncorgbl 1 day ago
“Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”
halvincobbes Premium Member 1 day ago
Venus de Milo can have my arms…
the lost wizard 1 day ago
Nipples. Tsk tsk. :)
paullp Premium Member 1 day ago
He’s found the woman of his dreams. Too bad she isn’t real. But at least he can fantasize about her when he’s all alone and he’s . . . oh, wait — never mind.
RabbitDad 1 day ago
Venus de Milo
Was noted for her charms
But strictly between us
You’re cuter than Venus
And what’s more… you’ve got arms
rockyridge1977 1 day ago
What war??oh yeah……..art!!!!
eddi-TBH about 22 hours ago
Love at first sight.