La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 16, 2025

Not cut it. Turn it over to those nice people on Wall Street who have our best interests at heart.

Once they’ve taken everything and bankrupted it, you can be a WailMart greeter.

My brother lost his job at the beginning of the year. He has an appointment with a financial advisor Friday to see if he can retire. Said he may get a side job as a gigolo. I told him he would starve.

Welcome to Walmart, get your ch*t and get out!

The problem is we keep electing international playboys and girls!

Can’t imagine that Chepe’s the Last of the Famous International Playboys. Thought that was Morrissey.

I’ve been paying for my retirement since the 70’s, planning it for the last few years, and now I’m going to enjoy my one month of retirement before I’m forced to go back to work for the rest of my life…So the poor wealthy people can barely survive with just one more mansion and yacht…

I’ll survive if my SS is cut but a lot of people who depend on that are totally screwed. And I hope that those geniuses that voted for 47 understand they won’t be spared

Social Security and Medicare used to be called the Third Rail of politics….don’t touch it! But these idiots have convinced voters not collecting on what they paid for that retired folks are the problem, and we should all work in Musk’s mines until we die.

“Playviejo”

The ads are on Pronhub, if Sam Alito is correct.

International Playboying is a young man’s game, I’m afraid.