bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 08, 2025

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Just throw him back on the grill.

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    Tachyon the Samurai Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It depends if he was a gas station hotdog or not.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Just wash him off, he’ll still be good to eat.

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    dwyntomlinson Premium Member about 1 month ago

    give him to the dog …

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago

    5 Second Rule…..5 Second Rule!!!

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 month ago

    dog will eat it n/p

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    if you pick him up within five seconds, you should be able to resuscitate ’im!

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    Ontman  about 1 month ago

    South Korea has outlawed hot dogs so if you are there just leave him.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I believe in second chances. Rinse it off.

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    cactusbob333  about 1 month ago

    Put him in a hotdog roll and wheel him to a diner.

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    KrisJustKris Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Five second rule

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    The Duke  about 1 month ago

    A little dirt won’t kill you.

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