Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 25, 2025

Plus you’ll have to pay a competent plastic surgeon to fix your screw-up, while paying for pain and suffering caused by having to have the second operation.

That covers the nose and forehead, now what about my ears???

If the doctor responds to the question he will definitely be able to hear him, with those two big horns.

Malpractice suit.

That’s going be tough wearing a hat and/or glasses

Can you say Ferengi?

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

What do you call an anesthesiologist in a suit?

The defendant.

However, your hearing must have improved……

Auricular movement would be an evolutionary advantage.

dog ears.

Now that’s one tight face lift.

WOW thing about how big the knot is on the back of his head . . . .

You got to admit your hearing has improved, now everyone’s gonna want those.

There was/is a show entitled “Botched” following a plastic surgery practice that repairs , or at least tries to, bad plastic surgery.

Now if they had been pointed . . .

“I said I wanted rabbit ears!!”

M.i.c….k.e.y…. You know the rest.