Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for January 25, 2025

it’ll tucker you out and you’ll sleep like a baby

And that only saves you $10?

One of the ten oldest jokes ever.

The termites are included in the breakfast buffet.

If you buy a bed at IKEA, you will have to make your bed.

Peters is getting lazy. He used this same gag on 11/19/2024.

Do you supply your own fasteners?

Holiday Inn Express in Iowa, I had to clean a/c filter. It stunk so bad, it smelled like a dirty vacuum bag. I told them at the desk someone needed to do their job.

Pay ten bucks and life will be easier

This is a reprint of about a month ago.

Henny Youngman, 1968

This is so old it has things growing on it.

Run and don’t look back

if you’re really that desperate, go find an EconoLodge

Is this an IKEA Hotel ?

$10 off per night for that? Try at least half off.

The walls are made of Kleenex and spit.

Funny to read this right after I started playing “Echoes of Wisdom,” where creating beds is a good idea.