Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 23, 2025

I’d be advising to make sure you’re not holding anything hard and heavy in case thinking about sports jerkiness gives you the sudden urge to do a face palm.

While I appreciate the reminder that 2024 was longer than the month of December I see no reason to change my initial nomination of Aaron Rogers for the award for sports jerk of the year.

He’s been campaigning hard for the award since at least 2020.

I still nominate LeBron James.

Sport Jerks of the Year, hands down:Austin Capobianco and John P. Hansensee, for example:>

That name is longer than any 3 of his prescriptions

Pumpsie Green didn’t get any Cooperstown votes???

I’ll stick with Angel Reese, she’s dying to get an award of some kind.

It should be a fly-fisherman who knows how to jerk a CJ Frost ‘orange quill’ with precision body movements….. or Steve Martin, the Wells-Fargo walker preaching about bar knuckles and wails..

Same could be said of politics.