Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 27, 2025

The menu is a Tapestry for Ralph Drabble’s appetite?

Good point! I learned to love smash burgers!

“It’s all just…so…beautiful!”

People stand in line for minutes and they don’t even peek at the menu. Then when they finally get up to the counter they stare at if for 5 minutes to decide what to get.

Now, let’s all stare at HIS fat head. And belly. And feet.

It’s…. it’s so beautiful!

Since all the major fast food chains distribute coupons via their mobile apps, I find myself staring at my phone while deciding what to get. But I’m not rude enough to do it while on line to place an order.

“Get out of the line!”

shoot, made me laugh

This must be an old comic. Our fast food places only give you 5 seconds to see the menu before switching to colourful ads that tell you nothing. When I order, I make the clerk wait until the screen with my order comes around again.

Well sometimes the menu changes and sometimes you want to see if something else might catch your eye.

I stare at the Mona Lisa to try figuring out WHY she’s smiling (wait, figuring, or fantasizing)

the guy just loves food!