Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 31, 2025

Hi, Hungry!

I would go look for their minds but then I’d have to get off of my chair.

Umm The Pixies MIGHT just be the name of a band…

It was inevitable. Weirdness has gotten ordinary. Unicorn? Seen it. Pixies? Meh. Goblins? What, again?

Way out in the water, see it swimming

Oh god. I get it. :(

If you don’t get it, you’re too old. Or not old enough.

The Pixies? Crank it up!!

Ouch, I got it, worried.