Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for January 30, 2025

“Delusional boredom.”

It used to take all my effort to stay awake in those meetings.

Reputable firms would serve antidonuts with the coffee.

“Plunge your head into the freezer. That brief shock of cold activates your arousal system like jumper cables on a car battery to wake you up – no coffee run needed.”

Dr. Aric A. Prather

“If I drink a lot of coffee during business meetings I become a virtual human bean.”

I never drank coffee only cold water, didn’t want to wake up and face reality, since: Reality Sucks

They added something to the coffee!!!!!!!@ I feel better already!!!!

Odd, that’s never happened to me, care I mean.