Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 04, 2025

I believe that Atlas has the same routine.

You may need to be over a certain age to get this joke, but here goes.

When Oral Roberts died and went to heaven he found himself waiting in a long line to get in. St. Peter was walking down the line and taking names. St. Peter gets to Oral and said, “Name please.” Oral replies, “Oral Roberts.” St. Peter says, “The Oral Roberts.” Oral Roberts humbly replies, “Yes, the Oral Roberts.” St. Peter says, “Wait here a minute. I know someone anxious to meet you.” He goes away for a few minutes and comes back with a guy on his arm. “Jesus,this is Oral Roberts.” “The Oral Roberts?” Oral says, “Yes Lord, the Oral Roberts!” Jesus says, “Boy come with me. I know someone that has been waiting to see you for years.” So Jesus leads him into a small room. Over in the corner is an old man sitting in a rocking chair. Jesus says, “Hey dad, this is Oral Roberts.” “The Oral Roberts?” Oral says in a very humble voice, “Yes my Lord. The Oral Roberts..” God says, "Boy I’ve been waiting years to meet you. Could you come over here and take a look at my left shoulder. I’ve had a pain in it for years that just won’t go away.

Free Atlas, free Atlas, thank cod alnighty, free Atlas.

Ay least he isn’t going to play softball

Just shrug it off…

This must be the World Gym.

Arnold Schwarzenegger agrees, three sets of 12 then finish off with a game of volleyball on Muscle Beach.

Atlas is using it at the moment.

And then we’ll move onto some Mars bells.