Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 02, 2025

Small: “Dead” wire. Large: “Dragconian” residence.

But it does have a monstrously large closet.

1. I don’t know, I’m seein’ clown college in his future!

2. When a Realtor tells you the house has “monster” closet space… you have to check to see if they were being literal.

I’m a lineman for the county….

(1.) Domestic trampolines are one of my pet hates. Car horns are another one – see my rant at today’s ‘Ripleys Believe lt Or Not’.

(2.) The good news is the house has no skeletons.

At least, not dead ones.

Wait ’til they get to closing on that house; it will drag•on and on.

I though Tramp O’ Lean was an Irish prostitute.

Need to look outside…………real estate is a “bear”!!!!

Caption 2: “ Mommy, there’s a monster under my bed!!”

“ I know, honey, I know.”

Caption 1: WTFs…What the Fs.

he’s outta line…

Are those birds predatory?

One of ‘em has a steak knife.

He looks like a birdbrain anyways…

Who lived here before? Did you say a Mr. Wizardly?

Large: It comes pre-furnished with monsters in the kid’s room.

And it’s a nightmare home, not a dream home.

Be kind to him. He’s got hangups. :)