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The word “soon” is very pretty. You can rhyme it with lots of other words and it has a soothing “oo” sound to it. Nevertheless, other equally terrible punchlines considered were:
On Wednesday. When that day comes it will not be too soon.
On the end of the month. That month may end me before it ends itself.
On St. Patrick’s Day. Saints preserve us to last until then.
snsurone76 about 6 hours ago
Why are they fighting? And why aren’t Becky’s idiot parents stopping it??
howtheduck about 6 hours ago
The word “soon” is very pretty. You can rhyme it with lots of other words and it has a soothing “oo” sound to it. Nevertheless, other equally terrible punchlines considered were:
On Wednesday. When that day comes it will not be too soon.
On the end of the month. That month may end me before it ends itself.
On St. Patrick’s Day. Saints preserve us to last until then.
cracker65 about 5 hours ago
They sure do act like siblings
Cactus-Pete about 2 hours ago
Because one definition of pretty is “to a moderately high degree”. Learn to use a dictionary.
French Persons' Savvy Selection of Screaming Elly Premium Member 33 minutes ago
Panel 1: “Lipps, Inc.”