Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 29, 2025

I know a girl who says she desperately wants kids, but they’re not having any luck. I’m telling her that if one does come along, she is going to have to get rid of most of the 32 cats!

He knows already … I’m sure

I feel the last statement is unrelated to the first two questions.

Can one pretend to be not the sharpest tool in the shed? ;)

And God said: But increase you and multiply, and go upon the earth, and fill it. Genesis 9:7

At some point, I’m thinking Dan will figure it out.

I’m thinking Dan will help fill up the house with the cats.

We got rid of the kids. The cats were allergic.

And what, may I ask, is wrong for filling up the house with cats?!?!?

Any time you wanna talk about infertility, just give me a buzz…