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He wants to get “goosed” because he doesn’t like human women. Apparently Mother Goose digs human men! Yeah…this is sick on so many levels. Nuff said.
MReese 1 day ago
Almost scored big that time, Goosey.
kendavis09 1 day ago
I saw this one coming a mile away.
ʲᔆ about 24 hours ago
“Wʜᴇɴ I Sᴇᴇ Yᴏᴜ Sᴍɪʟᴇ”
that’s Bad English
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 21 hours ago
Nothing like a professional mixing business with pleasure. Nothing like it!
Stodgefinn Premium Member about 19 hours ago
Nothing says romance like sticking your fingers in someone’s mouth!
ctolson about 19 hours ago
That’s as bad a pick up line as ""What’s a good look’n girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Steverino Premium Member about 18 hours ago
“Your teeth are like the stars
They come out at night".
oakie9531 about 18 hours ago
ba dum tss
John Jorgensen about 17 hours ago
Well that took a turn.
Ken Norris Premium Member about 17 hours ago
Geese have teeth???
Smeagol about 16 hours ago
She has an overbite but not so bad that she can eat an apple through a picket fence.
curtlyon19 Premium Member about 16 hours ago
hahahahaha, and oh Lord!
wildlandwaters about 14 hours ago
oooo! that’s gotta sting!… (if he does that often, I’m surprised he’s still alive!)
olds_cool63 about 13 hours ago
He wants to get “goosed” because he doesn’t like human women. Apparently Mother Goose digs human men! Yeah…this is sick on so many levels. Nuff said.
StephenRice about 10 hours ago
He wants to break into a grin.