Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 20, 2025

Is that butt ugly ??

At least with the narcissistic duck named Donald, self doubt is never in the vocabulary.

This will reflect on you.

From basic training:

My drill sergeant got no class! Face looks like a bulldog’s a**!

yes Bob, those feathers make your drumsticks look fat

try a new haircut, ducktails aren’t very flattering