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A physician would unwind after long days in the clinic by stopping at the bar for a pecan daquiri, which the bartender always had ready for him. One day, however, the bartender found he was out of pecans, but he did have some hickory nuts, so he used those instead. The physician came in, took a sip, spit it out, and spluttered, “What is this?!?!?!” The bartender replied, " It’s a _______ _______, ___!"
wfhite 4 days ago
Go to the other side of the bar (if it has one).
RLG Premium Member 4 days ago
Do they really expect the bartender to leave the bar so they can gossip?
monya_43 4 days ago
Learning the latest lagoon gossip could be one reason why Hawthorne opened a bar.
ladykat Premium Member 4 days ago
At least have the decency to turn your back and pretend not to listen, Hawthorne.
CaveCat87 4 days ago
Stop being so nosy, Hawthorne!
lnrokr55 4 days ago
1st time in a bar ??? ;-)
Smeagol 4 days ago
I wonder if they’ll just leave…
daleandkristen 4 days ago
QUIET!!!!! I’m trying to eavesdrop!
Richard Dodd 4 days ago
I bet the drinks are really watered down…
braindead Premium Member 4 days ago
I heard elevator conversations like this. Some of them were about truly salacious behavior, especially some of the women they were talking about.
Then, one of those conversations, it turned out they were talking about a soap opera.
gcarlson 4 days ago
A physician would unwind after long days in the clinic by stopping at the bar for a pecan daquiri, which the bartender always had ready for him. One day, however, the bartender found he was out of pecans, but he did have some hickory nuts, so he used those instead. The physician came in, took a sip, spit it out, and spluttered, “What is this?!?!?!” The bartender replied, " It’s a _______ _______, ___!"