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I miss Half Moon Bay. Used to hang glide over the huge pumpkin farms, then head down to the beaches to lay around and watch the surfers and eat all manner of terrible but delicious goodies. There used to be a guitar shop in town there that I loved to hang around and noodle on the instruments, occasionally purchasing one. Man, those were the days.
An Army general is standing before a vending machine on base, finding himself short on cash for a cold drink.
He sees a nearby soldier and asks him, “Do you have any spare change?”
The soldier replies, “Sure thing, man, I got a couple of quarters,” and digs into his pocket.
The general narrows his eyes angrily. “Excuse me, soldier, I am a three-star general in this man’s army! I demand to be treated with the proper respect, especially by a lowly enlisted man! I’m going to ask you again again, soldier, and this time, I expect you to address me as your superior! Now—do you have any spare change?”
The soldier jumps to attention, snaps off a crisp salute, and barks, “SIR! NO, I DO NOT, SIR!”
The Duke 2 days ago
That’s a lot of fish!
Bilan 2 days ago
There was a little miscommunication. The first person to see one said That’s some fish!
flashdrive1988 2 days ago
Of course, they never found poor “Alo” again, but his surfboard eventually washed ashore a few hundred miles South, around Baja California Sur.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 2 days ago
Does anyone have a ton of tarter sauce?
kendavis09 2 days ago
Lots of different kinds of fish leap out of the water.
Bilan 2 days ago
Mola Alexandrini Ocean Sunfish? There is no place called the Alexandrini Ocean.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 2 days ago
I miss Half Moon Bay. Used to hang glide over the huge pumpkin farms, then head down to the beaches to lay around and watch the surfers and eat all manner of terrible but delicious goodies. There used to be a guitar shop in town there that I loved to hang around and noodle on the instruments, occasionally purchasing one. Man, those were the days.
cdnalor 1 day ago
Alessandro/Alexandrini, Mobula/Mola/Alo…everything seems related today
Màiri 1 day ago
Hard to imagine a giant sunfish after catching the ones that live in lakes
ragsarooni 1 day ago
108 feet? I thought only Nazare had comparable waves…just how did they measure that wave? Hmmmm?
Pickled Pete 1 day ago
Of course, Why change NOW!!
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An amputee woman was having a drink in a bar, when a man comes up and asks about her missing leg.
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[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 1 day ago
What about Whale Sharks?
Pickled Pete about 23 hours ago
An Army general is standing before a vending machine on base, finding himself short on cash for a cold drink.
He sees a nearby soldier and asks him, “Do you have any spare change?”
The soldier replies, “Sure thing, man, I got a couple of quarters,” and digs into his pocket.
The general narrows his eyes angrily. “Excuse me, soldier, I am a three-star general in this man’s army! I demand to be treated with the proper respect, especially by a lowly enlisted man! I’m going to ask you again again, soldier, and this time, I expect you to address me as your superior! Now—do you have any spare change?”
The soldier jumps to attention, snaps off a crisp salute, and barks, “SIR! NO, I DO NOT, SIR!”