La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 18, 2025

Maggots will not understand this…..

You can teach a chicken to play tic-tac-toe

Just fired a bunch of FAA people because there aren’t enough plane crashes to blame on Biden.

Ok, so is it 3 D tic tac toe?

No body wins tic-tac-toe the only way to “win” is not to play. I believe there was a movie with that premise.

I’m visiting Canada right now. They are cool with the American people but feel trump is a dick er I mean dictator. I’m sure it’s both

Many people are saying that.

During his first term tRump claimed NAFTA was the worst trade deal ever, so he made a trade deal. That trade deal is the one tRump says is unfair and wants to put tariffs on.

We all saw tRump in his first term negotiate the surrender of Iraq to the Taliban, leaving the Afghan Government out of the talks. He’s not changed. Ukraine peace talks have started and Ukraine is not in the negotiation. tRump has betrayed our allies. We have our very own ‘surrender monkey’.

By royal decree, the vassal province formerly known as California will henceforth be called LaLaLand. In like wise the garderobe previously hight New York City will hereafter be designated Place Where Immigrants Go To Die. Thus it has been ordained, so mote it be, all hail the GodKingEmperor!