Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2025

The Mayor is not a very supportive parent.

Fizz has another side.

Toastmasters was very good for me.

[nerd alert] In the ‘Watchmen’ comics, the Comedian was one of the deadliest men on Earth. A cold-blooded assassin and a front line squad leader, expert with weapons and hand-to-hand combat. He also wore a smiley face on his clothes.

Fantastic! I didn’t think Fizz would be well enough to attempt a rescue. I cannot imagine him besting anyone, but I can’t wait for tomorrow. ☺️

I’m not sure, but I think you may have wasted your money.

Well Fizz looks like he’s got the anger part down, now if he eliminates all the Bros from his speech, works out, he might turn out to be a somewhat adequate Rip substitute. Of course, there’s nothing like the original (or, his clone.)

Isn’t that supposed to be “Ka-YOINK!”, Dan?

Such…an…ANNOYING…character!!!

That’s big talk from a doofus in a smiley t-shirt. He’s gonna need some Bro-mo Seltzer after his big night.

I want my mommy. :)

KA-TOASTMASTERS!

Even a slacker like Fizz doesn’t take kindly to his Mom being kidnapped.

More details about this breaking story, on NBC Nightly News with Tom Bro-KA!

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Fizz, breaking bad…

I can’t help but feel that Rip would be at least a little bit proud of Fizz at that moment.