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Worked with a guy who had a 911 and he was about 6’5". He folded himself into it, LOL! Got into a crash and it was totaled, he really missed it. Couldn’t afford another. Speaking of, I saw a rather tall guy sitting in a Smart Car. I prefer my Jeep Rubicon, high up and roomy.
Guy came to the door looking for work. Homeowner gave him a bucket of green paint and a brush and told him to go out back and paint the porch. Came back a half hour later, done. Said, “By the way. It’s not a Porsche. It’s a Maserati.”
Every time our patients come in, they are asked to update their medicines. This one patient is hard of hearing, and it’s still my favorite interaction.
Nurse: “Do you have any new medicines?”
Patient: “Excuse me?”
Nurse: “Any new medicines? Do you have any?”
Patient: “Of course I don’t have any STDs! I’m in my eighties!”
j_m_kuehl 3 days ago
no buying cars you have to step down to get into
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 days ago
Worked with a guy who had a 911 and he was about 6’5". He folded himself into it, LOL! Got into a crash and it was totaled, he really missed it. Couldn’t afford another. Speaking of, I saw a rather tall guy sitting in a Smart Car. I prefer my Jeep Rubicon, high up and roomy.
MIHorn Premium Member 3 days ago
My husband loved his Triumph TR4. He was 6’2" and folded himself into it.
hollisson Premium Member 3 days ago
I once tried on a MG Midget (or something like that). Tried to crawl in, couldn’t fit. The salesman had a good laugh that day.
ladykat Premium Member 3 days ago
Must have bought an Austin Mini.
poppacapsmokeblower 3 days ago
The 911 is underage, go with the Porsche 923, it’s of legal age.
bobbyferrel 3 days ago
Guy came to the door looking for work. Homeowner gave him a bucket of green paint and a brush and told him to go out back and paint the porch. Came back a half hour later, done. Said, “By the way. It’s not a Porsche. It’s a Maserati.”
Kevin Williams 3 days ago
Love it!
Yakety Sax 3 days ago
No One Tell Her What Happens In Retirement Homes
Every time our patients come in, they are asked to update their medicines. This one patient is hard of hearing, and it’s still my favorite interaction.
Nurse: “Do you have any new medicines?”
Patient: “Excuse me?”
Nurse: “Any new medicines? Do you have any?”
Patient: “Of course I don’t have any STDs! I’m in my eighties!”
cuzinron47 3 days ago
Those mid-life crisis’s are tough on us tall guys.