Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 22, 2025

A true man of “letters”.

That’s close to the truth. What’s with those women visit, correspond with, even who marry vicious killers?

I have heard from a bunch of women at my work who are dating men behind bars. Some even try to print off indecent pictures of themselves to send to them.

Women like to know where their husband are at night.

those are all from other inmates

♫ Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha you going to do. Who will you marry, Peggy or Sue? ♫

The drain in the shower must be clogged.

Evil men are “quite a catch” after they’ve been caught and incarcerated.

Accept all of them. It’s doubtful any of them know each other.

What’s the % split between proposal offers from men and proposal offers from women? Let’s see a jail-made pie graph!

That’s what I need a floating bed.

Possibly, desperate women see prisons as a place to find a husband since there are so many captured men to chose from. It’s wrong thinking but there you are.

Once the ladies found out, they felon love with him.

Luigi!

They’re way too young for you.

Oy! Watch your back….lol

That’s because they know you’re not afraid of commitment.

Women prefer men who are dangerous. What says dangerous more than a tattoo? That’s why I got one on my lower back.