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A little boy was on the school bus after a day at school.
He was driving the bus driver driver crazy by talking about what he had learned about animals in class in a very loud and annoying voice.
He said, “If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I’d be a calf! If my dad was a rooster and my mom was a hen, I’d be a little chick! If my dad was a gander and my mom was a goose, I’d be a gosling!”
Finally the bus driver loses it and snarls at the little boy, “If your dad was a blithering idiot and your mom was a freaking moron, what would that make you?”
Somewhat stumped for a moment, he replies, “A bus driver, maybe?”
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
A goosed-up story
A little boy was on the school bus after a day at school.
He was driving the bus driver driver crazy by talking about what he had learned about animals in class in a very loud and annoying voice.
He said, “If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I’d be a calf! If my dad was a rooster and my mom was a hen, I’d be a little chick! If my dad was a gander and my mom was a goose, I’d be a gosling!”
Finally the bus driver loses it and snarls at the little boy, “If your dad was a blithering idiot and your mom was a freaking moron, what would that make you?”
Somewhat stumped for a moment, he replies, “A bus driver, maybe?”Julius Marold Premium Member about 4 hours ago
And those forest rangers who saved that goose have all been fired by President Musk.
h.v.greenman about 1 hour ago
Someone call Frankie Laine, we just found out where the wild goose goes