Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2025

And the rest of the flies as well?

How lame would it be, to suggest, they were only there for …Ribatting practice. My deepest apologies everyone.

Yuk yuk

Just the balls?

The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico … wait, what?

David Letterman, May 9, 1996

I think I’m gonna croak!

This is bats.

Well, frogs are players too….

How’d this get past the censors?

Bullfrog Durham.

The Everett (WA) Aquasox, whose mascot is a frog, have a slogan: “Time’s fun when you’re having flies!”

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

what they don’t know they’ll pick up on the fly…