Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for February 26, 2025

That’s safe enough. Edible is another issue.

Is it wild caught or farmed?

You can use tofu to patch drywall.

It’s not nice to cheat people like that. Think what a disaster it would be if one of them was allergic to tofu.

Yikes! Pure evil.

The mock duck is dolphin safe but loaded with wheat.

Toe food… as in something that seems like it was harvested from between them.

I’d like to order a sausage pizza please

So, it’s just not human-safe.