I burned 2000 calories because I forgot about my pizza in the oven……………………….!
A Song of Ice and Fire
Customer: “I want an iced mocha, but please make sure the ice is cold.”
Me: Thinking she’s joking. “You’re in luck, ma’am, we only do cold ice here, none of that hot ice stuff.”
Customer: Deadly serious. “Oh, good! I got a drink at [Competitor] last week, and I think they used hot ice as it almost burnt my tongue!”
Me: “…I, don’t know what to say, ma’am.”
Customer: “I know, right?”
How To Cover Up Your Dragon
Customer: “I’m looking for books about dragons.”
Me: “The fantasy section should have a bunch. I can make some recommendations—”
Customer: “—no, I want non-fiction books.”
Me: “Hmm, we should have some history books that touch on dragons of myth and legend, cultural impacts, that kind of thing. I can look—”
Customer: “Do they have photos?”
Me: “Some will contain pictures and art, yes.”
Customer: “No, I mean actual photos of dragons.”
Me: “You want actual photographs of dragons?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “We don’t have those.”
Customer: “You know, this is the third bookstore to tell me that, and I’m beginning to think there’s some kind of cover-up happening!”
Me: “Well, dragons aren’t real. They’ve never been real, so there wouldn’t be any photos.”
Customer: “That’s what they want you to think!”
The customer storms out, looking angry. Two hours later, he’s back:
Customer: “I want books on conspiracy theories…”
I expend more avoiding Walmart.
This happened to me, just the other day. To my delight, it turned out not to be her, after all :)
So did I, but it was worse. I burned a stack of waffles. Extra butter saved them.
Trying to avoid security again Aunty?
They see you when your stealing,
They know what you will take,
They know your being bad not good,
So run fast for goodness sake.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout I’m telling you why,
The cops are here to haul you away.
Are you avoiding her because she knows what you did?
I hear you, Auntie!
If it works…….it works!!!
Some people just don’t want to admit they shop at Walmart. By the way, she’s a bit over dressed to shop at Walmart, thankfully.
It is usually ‘they’ who see me first unfortunately.
Yakety Sax 6 days ago
I burned 2000 calories because I forgot about my pizza in the oven……………………….!
Yakety Sax 6 days ago
A Song of Ice and Fire
Customer: “I want an iced mocha, but please make sure the ice is cold.”
Me: Thinking she’s joking. “You’re in luck, ma’am, we only do cold ice here, none of that hot ice stuff.”
Customer: Deadly serious. “Oh, good! I got a drink at [Competitor] last week, and I think they used hot ice as it almost burnt my tongue!”
Me: “…I, don’t know what to say, ma’am.”
Customer: “I know, right?”
Yakety Sax 6 days ago
How To Cover Up Your Dragon
Customer: “I’m looking for books about dragons.”
Me: “The fantasy section should have a bunch. I can make some recommendations—”
Customer: “—no, I want non-fiction books.”
Me: “Hmm, we should have some history books that touch on dragons of myth and legend, cultural impacts, that kind of thing. I can look—”
Customer: “Do they have photos?”
Me: “Some will contain pictures and art, yes.”
Customer: “No, I mean actual photos of dragons.”
Me: “You want actual photographs of dragons?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “We don’t have those.”
Customer: “You know, this is the third bookstore to tell me that, and I’m beginning to think there’s some kind of cover-up happening!”
Me: “Well, dragons aren’t real. They’ve never been real, so there wouldn’t be any photos.”
Customer: “That’s what they want you to think!”
The customer storms out, looking angry. Two hours later, he’s back:
Customer: “I want books on conspiracy theories…”
FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 days ago
I expend more avoiding Walmart.
Lady loves a joke 6 days ago
This happened to me, just the other day. To my delight, it turned out not to be her, after all :)
goboboyd 5 days ago
So did I, but it was worse. I burned a stack of waffles. Extra butter saved them.
Daltongang Premium Member 5 days ago
Trying to avoid security again Aunty?
They see you when your stealing,
They know what you will take,
They know your being bad not good,
So run fast for goodness sake.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout I’m telling you why,
The cops are here to haul you away.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 5 days ago
Are you avoiding her because she knows what you did?
ladykat Premium Member 5 days ago
I hear you, Auntie!
rockyridge1977 5 days ago
If it works…….it works!!!
cuzinron47 5 days ago
Some people just don’t want to admit they shop at Walmart. By the way, she’s a bit over dressed to shop at Walmart, thankfully.
Smeagol 5 days ago
It is usually ‘they’ who see me first unfortunately.