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Where were you when I had to sit next to a girl in study hall who had poured her perfume all over herself? I got sick from sitting next to her. They wouldn’t let me change my seat and one day I couldn’t take it anymore and had to run off to the restroom to hurl.
Psycho-Historians of the Far Future predict that Gloria’s noxious overuse of perfume will distract workers at her NORAD facility to send bombers to North Korea in response to a Defense satellite glitch that will precipitate a war that destroys the Earth and sends fragments into Jupiter and Uranus and Neptune, thence into the Sun, eventually disrupting the Sagittarius Black Hole at our galaxy’s center. The Milky Way curdles and splashes into Andromeda. Or so the Math shows.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 6 hours ago
“Reeking” havoc.
rockyridge1977 about 3 hours ago
…….too late….buddy!!!!
KimmiesAndrews about 3 hours ago
It’s a shame that the elderly women lose their sense of smell and their perfume is just overwhelming.
Macushlalondra about 2 hours ago
Where were you when I had to sit next to a girl in study hall who had poured her perfume all over herself? I got sick from sitting next to her. They wouldn’t let me change my seat and one day I couldn’t take it anymore and had to run off to the restroom to hurl.
PraiseofFolly about 2 hours ago
Psycho-Historians of the Far Future predict that Gloria’s noxious overuse of perfume will distract workers at her NORAD facility to send bombers to North Korea in response to a Defense satellite glitch that will precipitate a war that destroys the Earth and sends fragments into Jupiter and Uranus and Neptune, thence into the Sun, eventually disrupting the Sagittarius Black Hole at our galaxy’s center. The Milky Way curdles and splashes into Andromeda. Or so the Math shows.