Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2025

Ah, Rip’s weak spot, the back-o-the-head.

Just like the old days. And where is Cobra?

Rip really should invest in a helmet.

I was wondering why it had been so long since this happens to him…

Behind unconscious men everywhere stands a woman holding a very heavy mixing bowl.

Ka ouch!

Ka-CRACKLE!

Aces and Eights, Rip! Aces and Eights!

ka-sarcasm

Now is not the time to be a know-it-all. :)

KA-SACRE BLEU!

Uh, TNT, save your “I told you so” for after you and Rip have gotten out of that burning building.

If anyone does an animated series, I vote Dana Snyder (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chowder, Squidbillies) as the voice of TNT.

This is where heroic companion canine drags him to safety braving the flames licking at his fur.

At that’s what would happen if Rip traded in TNT on a Pekinese.