Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 04, 2025

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 6 hours ago

    If you like that joke, there armor where that came from.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    You can leave your hat on.

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    ʲᔆ  about 5 hours ago

    that’s gonna be trouble when you go to XRAY

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    ʲᔆ  about 5 hours ago

    “suit yourself”

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    markkahler52  about 3 hours ago

    Just how much DID a suit of armor weigh?

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    Kornfield Kounty  about 2 hours ago

    “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull? (Dr. Brown in Back to the Future)

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    joanknr  about 1 hour ago

    I had a friend who always wore very large earings and she would always take them off when she was weighed at the doctor’s office!

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    Gent  about 1 hour ago

    Eh but why no removes it?

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    storminnorman2010  11 minutes ago

    If only.

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    dbrucepm  1 minute ago

    he weighs more at knight

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